I wonder who will get tired first…

“Dad, can your computer guess ‘heads’ or ‘tails’ when I flip this coin?”

“Sure, give me a second”

#!/bin/sh
voice=Zarvox
coin=$RANDOM
let "coin %= 2"
if [ "$coin" -eq 0 ]
then
  say -v $voice heads
else
  say -v $voice tails
fi

I haven’t seen my Mac since.